Throwing a dildo on the field will get you banned from an NFL stadium

Heading into a game, most NFL players are prepared to handle almost anything that happens. From fans running onto the field, beer being thrown, and obscenities being shouted, most players in the league have pretty much seen and heard it all.

That was until the Buffalo Bills hosted the New England Patriots back on October 30th, 2016.

Toward the end of the third quarter, the Patriots’ offense was driving down the field and looking to score. After New England wide receiver Chris Hogan caught a pass and was tackled to the ground, a certain flesh colored object was seen thrown onto the field in the direction of the players.

The object was later identified as a dildo, Tom Brady’s dildo in fact. At least that is what the cover picture on the sexual toy’s Twitter account reveals.

A dildo!? Really Bills fans?

Maybe this should not come as too big of a surprise as Buffalo’s fans are notorious for trying to draw the attention away from the hopeless team they root for (butt luge anyone?).

But unfortunately, even for dildos, all good things must come to an end. As the people who allegedly threw the object onto the Bills’ field are now banned for life from entering the team’s stadium.

An applause must at least be given to the choice of words used by Buffalo’s vice president of operations Andy Major in regards to the incident. He could have said anything to describe the situation, but somehow managed to sneak the word “blew” in there.

What will these wonderful fans do now that they can never watch their favorite team miss the playoffs each year in person? For now they will have to watch the games from their local watering hole and indulge in some fantastic chicken wings (it could be worse).

But stay tuned to see what happens next in the wonderful dumpster fire known as the Buffalo Bills and their fantastically horrible fans!