LEAKED: Bernie Ecclestone Vs Liberty Media Whatsapp Chat

Bernie Ecclestone has left the paddock, his honorary president role a slap in the face. He went quietly in the mainstream media, but a lengthy gob-off with Moustache transporter and new F1 boss Chase Carey has been leaked…

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A holiday goer at the ski resort that Bernie was staying at heard shouting and describes what he saw:

“I was just taking my Ski boots off in front of my chalet door before I heard these weird, animalistic noises coming from the nearby trees. I looked across and at first, thought I could see the pelt of a snow fox hanging from a branch. It was a little white furry thing, flailing in the wind.

But then the snow fox pelt turned around, and a face was attached to it, along with a frail frame of a man. It was Bernie Ecclestone. He was shouting on his Nokia 3310 at someone, and there was this other old guy in a red cap, sobbing at his feet. The way Bernie was pacing and swearing made me feel like I was watching a hybrid of “The Thick of it” and “Grumpy Old Men”. The only thing I remember him saying was something like, “Honorary President? you might as well facking title me Softcore Emperor, or Vacant Leader.” He was really angry. I ran into my chalet when his black eyes met mine, the glare he gave will haunt me forever.”

– Saul Tire

KITZBUEHEL, AUSTRIA - JANUARY 21: Bernie Ecclestone and former Formula One champion Niki Lauda drive with a snowmobile on a slope in Kitzbuehel before the KitzCharityTrophy on January 21, 2017 in Kitzbuehel, Austria. (Photo by Jan Hetfleisch/Getty Images)
KITZBUEHEL, AUSTRIA – JANUARY 21: Bernie Ecclestone and former Formula One champion Niki Lauda drive with a snowmobile on a slope in Kitzbuehel before the KitzCharityTrophy on January 21, 2017 in Kitzbuehel, Austria. (Photo by Jan Hetfleisch/Getty Images)