15 Signs You’ve Been a Caddie

matthew-cohen
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Is caddying the best summer job in the history of mankind? You better believe it. Here’s 19 signs you’ve been, or still are, a caddie (looper).

1. You consider 6:30 a.m on a Saturday sleeping in.

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2. You have the worst tan lines in the world.

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3. You’ve asked a club member for an internship, job offer, or letter of recommendation.

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4. Bagels are your best friend.

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5. Your pockets are routinely lined with hundred dollar bills.

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6. You freelance as a expert sports gambler and horse handicapper.

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7. Sucking up to old ladies is like a second language to you.

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8. You’ve retired and un-retired from caddying more times than you can count.

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9. You know someone or have personally stolen golf balls straight from a members bag.

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10. You’ve moonlighted as a designated driver for club members who get hammered on the weekends.

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11. You could walk your course at night blindfolded with two hands tied behind your back.

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12. Your old caddy-master is the weirdest guy you know. You have no idea what job he had before.

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13. When you see members away from the club they don’t recognize you, or screw up your name.

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14. You’ve unsuccessfully hit on the beer cart girl, the halfway house girl, and several member’s wives.

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15. You wish you were 21-years-old forever.

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