15 Hilariously Creepy Comments From Paige Spiranac’s Instagram

Some of these will make you crease!

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1.What the hell is a ‘grundle’? Urban Dictionary: “The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.” We can assume Paige doesn’t have the necessary equipment to make this possible.

 

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2. At least his style is simple and unambiguous, no Urban Dictionary search required.

 

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3. There’s always that dude who thinks his innuendo is witty and couth.

 

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4. He took the line from taken and ironically flipped it on its head. Who’d have thought someone could rip off Liam Neeson with a comment that’s as seedy as the people traffickers he pursues.

 

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5. What’s with all the aggression? oh yeah your name’s ‘White boy Al.’

 

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6. So you’re saying your sister’s butt ugly? bit harsh.

 

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7. Wait! Paige’s mum is married to Paige’s Dad who just so happens to be an ex-professional Football player. Your move User01o…

 

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8. The ‘one and only scientist’ should probably be smart enough to know this isn’t going to happen…

 

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9. Even the anonymous fake instagram accounts want a piece!

 

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10. So many Aubergines (or Eggplants if you’re wrong)…

 

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11. We’ll have to agree to disagree Uzi..

 

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Now let’s spare a moment for the harmless heartfelt creatives out there.

 

12. The Lothario…

 

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13. The trooper…

 

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14. The jokester…

 

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15. The appreciator…

 

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