6 golf gifts an annoying relative will buy you this Christmas

Be sure to disown the family member that thinks these gifts are a good idea.

1. A golf themed mouse. Placed in the same draw as that necklace your niece made you, a copy of sports illustrated and a bunch of loose change.

 


 

2. The wrapping this gift came in would be more useful on the toilet.

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3. In case you forgot a normal tee peg was the reason you’re not hitting the fairway.

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4. Because nothing replicates a golf hole better than this. Why must you turn my golf game into a house of lies?

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5. Imagine the internet history of someone who actually uses these. Worse still, imagine the 4-ball who would find this hysterical.

 
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6. These golf balls can only be destroyed in Mount Doom, where they were forged.

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