Hollywood Stars To Play For MLS Franchise?

  • The competition for the biggest and best league outside of Europe has hotted up with Chinese football attracting the likes of Chelsea’s Ramires and Roma’s Gervinho
  • The 2016 Major League Soccer season gets underway in less than a month and a big campaign is expected and very much needed
  • Here are a few predictions of what us soccer ball fanatics might expect to see this season!

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SEE YOU LATER, SIGI SCHMID.

After a slow start by the Sounders, they will they finally sack Schmid after almost seven years in charge. A team of monkeys will then take over and guide Seattle to an MLS Cup title, just to show how fucking easy it should’ve been for SS with that squad.

Honestly, how has he never delivered one?!

 

JOHN TERRY WILL JOIN NYCFC

Ignoring the fact they both look like they’re off on a holiday that looks like it will have the photo album title ‘Malia#2k16’…

John Terry Frank Lampard Chelsea
Source: Who Ate All The Pies

…John Terry in America with Frank Lampard just makes sense.

It will be stipulated in the England defender’s contract that after every victory, NYCFC must provide him with one of his team-mates’ WAGs.

 

ANDREA PIRLO

The New York City artist will, at some point, pour himself a large glass of Chateauneuf-du-Pape whilst playing, whilst in possession of the ball, without spilling a drop; he will then proceed to thread an eye of the needle ball through to David Villa.

Cool. As. You. Like.

Andrea Pirlo Wine
Source: Telegraph

 

IT WILL BE REVEALED THAT NO ONE AT HOUSTON DYNAMO HAS UNDERSTOOD OWEN COYLE SINCE HIS APPOINTMENT IN 2014

 

HOLLYWOOD EXPANSION FRANCHISE

The next in a long line of confirmed MLS franchises will be a squad made up from the cast of The Expendables.