What Happens If Leicester Win The Premier League

Daniel Blazer
Daniel Blazer
Daniel Blazer
Managing Editor

Source: Guardian
Source: Guardian

 
Fucking hell! They might actually do it, you know!

Leicester City are officially in the title race, in fact, they’re the bloody front runners.

They’ve come out of nowhere.
 

 
Relegation contenders to Premier League title challengers in less than twelve months. Mental.

It’s time we all started accepting that the Premier League trophy could have ‘chat shit get banged 2015/16’ etched upon it come May, given the fact they’ve got players capable of this…
 


 
So, what does the future hold if Leicester defy the odds and go all the way?
 

BABY NAME BOOM

*primary school class in 2023*

“Riyad?”

“Here, Miss”

“N’Golo?”

“Yep”

“Shinji?”

“He’s not here today, Miss”

“Ok, thanks for letting me know DrinkwaterGetBanged”

Source: Chester Chronicle
Source: Chester Chronicle

 

JAMIE VARDY NAMED THE NEW JAMES BOND

Following a season that saw the England international fire a few Thunderballs into the back of the net, whilst becoming The Man With The Golden Boot come the end of the campaign, Jamie Vardy was the obvious choice to replace Daniel Craig.

Not sure if a blue WKD can be shaken and not stirred, though…

Source: Daily Record
Source: Daily Record

 

BEN CHILWELL RELEASES AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Despite not making any appearances in the Premier League, the 19-year-old left-back releases ‘Premier League Winner: My Story So Far’.

It makes the shortlist for ‘Best Picture Book’ at the 2016 National Book Awards, narrowly missing out on victory to ‘Gemma Collins: My Life In Picture’.

Source: Gallery Nucleus
Source: Gallery Nucleus

 

CHRISTIAN FUCHS CHANGES HIS NAME

On a wild one down Chicago’s with the Premier League trophy, Riyad Mahrez, Andy King and Nathan Dyer convince the Austrian to legally change the ‘H’ in his name to a ‘K’. However, in the full-back’s drunken state, he amusingly changes the wrong ‘H’. I give you, Ckristian Fuchs.

Source: Instagram
Source: Instagram

 

MARC ALBRIGHTON LAUNCHES GAMESHOW

Sadly, ‘It Will Be Albrighton The Night’ is pulled after one series, due to a contestant suffering an injury live on TV during the ‘Cock or Ball?’ round.

Source: Cock Or Ball
Source: Cock Or Ball

 

What are you saying?

Will Leicester be in the title race next season?

Ha! Not a chance.

100%! Back-to-back titles await.