- Cristiano Ronaldo’s current Real Madrid contract ends in 2018
- The forward is refusing to say whether he’ll commit after that
- The 31-year-old has been linked with the likes of Paris Saint-Germain
Sounds like Cristiano Ronaldo could be packing his bags soon, after the forward revealed: “I want to be here for a couple more years and then we’ll see. That’s the duration of my contract and I want to give my all in that time.”
That’s the standard cliched tripe of a footballer who actually wants to say: “Fucking hell, I can’t wait to leave this place. Shame no one could afford me, but it’s cool, I’ll let Madrid lose the world’s greatest person and footballer on a free transfer because that will really piss them off.”
If the Los Blancos did want to try and keep the former Manchester United star, how exactly could they go about it?
BUY LIONEL MESSI
And make him Cristiano Ronaldo’s butler.
CR7 would love having his direct rival at his every beck and call.
RENAME THE BERNABEU
The Cristiano Ronaldo Dome of Perfection
MAKE UP RECORDS
The ego of Ronaldo needs to continually be stroked, so Madrid should just keep tweeting out pointless and irrelevant ‘records’.
After all, he’s certainly worth it…