Conor Casey Is The Most Hated Man In MLS

Source: FM Base

 

I have a confession to make…

I hate Conor Casey.

I hate the way he looks.

I hate the way he plays.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.

I know you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover but I can’t help it.

He’s a big, dumb, egg-headed idiot.

I don’t mean egghead like he’s studious or intellectual. I mean his head looks like an egg.

dumb egg head

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I never understood how he got playing time with the national team. There’s 300 million people in this country, you can’t find anyone better?

IT WAS MADDENING TO WATCH HIM, RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE LIKE AN ORC.

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He looks like Dom From Entourage

casey look like dom

Everyone’s least favorite character. The best part of that whole series was when Dom’s four episode cameo ended. Or any time Ari got mad.

Jeremy Piven probably acts like that in real life…

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But back to Conor Casey. He’s a BLEMISH ON THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

 

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Yes, I am glad we beat Honduras in that 2010 qualifier to get to the World Cup, but is that the kind of goal you want to see – a BIG BRUTE CRASHING AROUND IN A CHINA SHOP?

bull china shop gif

Or do you want a little WIZARDRY?

 

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The only good thing about Conor Casey is that he hasn’t played for the United States since 2010, though he has been bouncing around MLS since 2007 after spending the first 6 years of his career bungling through Germany.

I don’t usually mix my haterade this strong, but CONOR CASEY IS JUST A BIG BASTARD

 

 

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