WATCH: This Golf Obsession Is Getting Dangerously Out Of Hand


 
People are obsessed with hitting shots from all manner of orifices. If it’s not getting hit off each other’s arses, it’s being smashed out of people’s mouths. This trend is going to end in tears eventually.
 
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Not only that, but golf chicken is starting to take a grip on people’s imaginations. This involves hoping that the┬ámassive balls you possess don’t get in the way of a mate trying to nutmeg you.
 

 
 

Which would you rather?

A golf club to the teeth?

A golf ball to your generation maker?