BREAKING: Bayern Munich Announce Historic New Signing

FC Bayern has pulled off a huge coup, locking down the world’s best goalkeeper until 2021.

Why is he the world’s best?

Look no further than the save he made against Arsenal’s Theo Walcott in the Champions League earlier this year.

That’s a goal 10 days out of 10 on any other keeper.

Bayern Munich confirmed the news on their Twitter account earlier today.

  • Led Bayern Munich to three (soon to be four) consecutive Bundesliga titles
  • Won the Champions League in 2013
  • Won the World Cup in 2014
  • Named German Footballer Of They Year in 2011 and 2014
  • Named to FIFPro World XI in 2013, 2015, and 2015
  • Named to UEFA Team Of The Year in 2013, 2014, and 2015

If Bayern Munich is awash in glory

beer shower

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Dortmund feels like they can’t catch a break

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Despite being close in the tables, Dortmund’s miles apart from Bayern.

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Bayern’s like the big brother that Dortmund will never quite measure up to, no matter what they do.

Say what you will about Dortmund, but their fans are a pragmatic bunch. The magnitude of Neuer’s extension is not lost on them.

Exasperated Borussia Dortmund supporter “Cotyrobisz” took to the internet a cathartic outburst,

“FUCKING BAYERN EXTENDING ALL THEIR IMPORTANT PLAYERS’ CONTRACTS TILL FUCKING 2021. FUCK!”

Cotyrobisz

On the flip side of the coin, Neuer’s extension is just more good news for Bayern fans, whose club can do no wrong. They’ve been on a tear, securing their best players with long-term contracts.

Bayern fan “Arian00” said what everyone was thinking,

“BOATENG, MÜLLER, ALABA, MARTINEZ AND NOW NEUER.. FUTURE LOOKING GOOOOOOD!”

Arian00

The future is looking bright indeed for Bayern Munich.