If Game Of Thrones And The Premier League Were Combined

Daniel Blazer
Daniel Blazer
Daniel Blazer
Managing Editor

Stannis Baratheon – Arsenal

 

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Seems best placed to take the Iron Throne and rule, however, despite having one of the finest armies assembled – including a fine assister in Melisandre – Stannis never seems quite able to pull off all the pre-episode expectations.
 

Theon Greyjoy – Chelsea

 

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One-time ‘Billy Big Bullocks’ is now seemingly lacking in all departments – mainly in the one that truly matters, Champions League football.
 

Daenerys Targaryen – Liverpool

 

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Continually bangs on about her family’s history and how Ian Rush and Kenny Dalglish were the best pair of dragons the world of Westeros ever did see.

We get it, Daenerys, your family were good once upon a time, but how about you make history with your new dragons of Christian Benteke and Divock Origi…
 

Tyrion Lannister – Jurgen Klopp

 

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Both are good for a quote or ten!
 

“Should I explain the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse, brother?”

Jurgen Klopp

 

“Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket. What he offers is exactly what we need.”

Tyrion Lannister

 

Margaery Tyrell – Pep Guardiola

 

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Making a habit of marrying into rich families and it’s all getting a bit boring and annoying. Why don’t you earn your crust and work your way up like the rest of us?
 

Hodor – Robert Huth

 

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The bumbling, yet loveable, man mountain who continues to amuse and relate to the audience. However, you still aren’t quite sure how he’s managed to stick around for so long.
 

Whitewalkers – Tottenham Hotspur

 

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Years and years of threatening to do something ‘special’, it finally looks like the Whitewalkers’ time is about to come. They continue to venture into unchartered territory, with seemingly not too many being able to stop them as they grow.
 

The Hound – Sunderland

 


 
Is he really dead and buried yet? Well, with three games and three seasons to go, anything is possible…
 

Ramsay Bolton – Diego Costa

 

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A spiteful, sadistic and unpredictable shit, who does a lot of what he does due to the fact he’s just a fucking prick.
 

Oberyn Martell – Wilfried Zaha

 

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So much more was expected of the promising talent but too much showing off and not enough getting the job done quickly saw him disappear.