Don’t Base Your Opinion On A Player You’re Linked With On Their YouTube Montage
Everyone looks great in a three-minute compilation of their best bits. Yes, even Nicklas ‘The Lord’ Bendtner.
Ignore All Social Media Accounts Looking For Their Five Minutes Of Fame
Don’t be sucked in by those tragic, attention-seeking Twitter accounts that ‘know’ someone at your club and have been told that so-and-so is close to joining.
This chap once admitted he made up Yann M’Vila was coming to Arsenal…
Wenger meeting Balotelli's agent this weekend to discuss possible Arsenal move.
— Ben Fairthorne (@BFairthorne) June 21, 2014
Don’t Get Annoyed By Transfer Fees
Does it really impact on you, in any way, that Manchester United spent £25million on Memphis Depay? Sure, you can bemoan the signing and their lack of impact. But the price tag really is neither here nor there, especially the way the footballing world spends money.
Refrain From Making Outlandish Statements On How New Signings Will Cope
In nine-months time, your Twitter notifications will go through the roof.
Falcao to Chelsea would be a great signing. A world class player who was very poorly managed by United, Van Gaal has to take a lot of blame
— Sam (@SaamEaarl) June 16, 2015
Don’t Pretend That Your Rivals Signing Someone Quality Isn’t A Good Thing For Them
You’ll end up looking like a twat.
@CoutinhoFlair @sente_karga @AramCOYG I'd rather have Milner over ozil being serious
— Nathan carlisle (@Nathan45603) April 20, 2016