World’s Strongest Soccer Player Denies Eating Twin Brother

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Source: Twitter

 

The Beast doesn’t take kindly to insults…

Adebayo “The Beast” Akinfenwa posted this video on social media in response to Sky Sports pundit Ian Holloway’s claim that Akinfenwa “ate his twin brother”

 

 

If you’ve ever seen the movie The One, starring Jet Li, you know just how much power you gain from eliminating a doppleganger.

Obviously Akinfenwa is joking. He’d never eat his own brother.

So what does he really eat?

We caught up with The Beast himself to find out.

 

What do you typically eat for breakfast?

 

“FIRST THING I DO IN THE MORNING IS TAKE ABOUT 10, 12 EGGS AND MAKE A SMOOTHIE. THE ONLY OTHER INGREDIENT IS HOT SAUCE.”

“DRINK THAT DOWN, THEN I’LL HAVE BETWEEN 24 AND 30 SAUSAGE LINKS AND GET READY FOR THE GYM.”

 

What are your favorite lifts to do?

 

“SMALL CARS, HORSES.”

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQAOWWL3GA

 

What does lunch usually look like?

 

“DEPENDS. SOME DAYS I’LL EAT AN ENTIRE GOAT, YOU KNOW? OBVIOUSLY NOT THE FUR AND HOOVES AND ALL THAT. IF I’M NOT FEELING TOO HUNGRY OR THERE AREN’T ANY GOATS I’LL JUST HAVE SOMETHING LIGHT, MAYBE 8-10 TUNA FISH SANDWICHES.”

 

And what about dinner?

 

“YOU KNOW, MAYBE 35 SMALL POTATOES NO BIGGER THAN A FIST, 5-6 POUNDS OF PORK, AND A DOZEN EARS OF CORN.”

 

For dessert?

 

“AARON LENNON.”