Jamie Vardy Set To Be Honoured With Knighthood

Source: PA
Source: PA

 
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Jamie Vardy’s meteoric and fairy tale rise from non-league chav to Premier League yob seemingly knows no boundaries, with the Leicester City striker set to be awarded a Knighthood for services to building international relations with the Japanese.
 

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It has been reported that the Queen is potentially a fan of Arsenal or West Ham, however, it appears that the 90-year-old is a closest Foxes supporter.
 

“Oh, James Vardy the sixth is an absolute delight.

“I have followed his career with great interest – I always make sure my staff have video highlights of James’ matches for me the morning afterwards, if I’m unable to attend the Stadium known as the King Power (or the Queen Power if you ask Charles; he is a funny old bean).

“Viewing the 24 Premier League goals, whilst enjoying my quail eggs and caviar breakfast, has been nothing short of a utopian world.”

“It’s a great honour to make James a Sir, and I’m sure he will continue to be a credit to our wonderful nation and help send me – and us – victorious in Finland this summer.

“…oh, France? In France this summer.”

Queen Elizabeth II

 
Jamie Vardy has already commented on the exciting news, with the England international saying the following:
 

“When I heard that some chick called Lizzie had been mouthing off about me, I was ready to bang her out for chatting shit. However, once I found out it was to do with a knighthood, I was more than happy to let her off.

“I’m just really excited to get a full kit of armour…that’s what happens, right?”