Jamie Vardy has asked Arsenal for his nineteenth different deadline in less than a week, as the reformed chav mulls over leaving Premier League champions, Leicester City, for the Gunners.
Having previously told Arsene Wenger that he’d let him know before he jetted off for his lads holiday on Monday, the England international then promised he’d let Wenger know on Wednesday. However, Vardy then revealed to Le Professeur that he won’t decide his future until after Euro 2016.
“I’m really enjoying myself out here.
“The banter is incredible amongst da boiz.
“The other night, we superglued Joe Hart’s hands to his face. And set fire to Fraser Forster, you know, just for the banter.
“Roy weren’t happy, though. He had to be shown which one was Tom Heaton.
“Anyway, my point is, I don’t wanna be thinking about Leicester and Arsenal when I’m having such a sick time out here. I tried french fries the other day. Was quality.”
Frustratingly for the Gunners’ gaffer, Vardy has now asked Wenger if he can wait to see whether the Foxes can defend their Premier League title in the 2016/16 season before deciding whether to move to the Emirates.
“Look, I don’t want to be missing out on more Premier League trophies.
“I got a shit load for my medal down the pawn shop last week, so hoping I can do that again.”
“I wanna find out if this bunch of geezers winning the league is a fluke or we are actually quality. And if Arsenal can’t accept that then, well, they’ll get banged.”
If Wenger is unsuccessful with his pursuit of Vardy then he will look internally for his new striker, with Yaya Sanogo tipped for the no.9 jersey.