BREAKING: UEFA Really Hates Luis Suarez

Ethan Tait
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Despite showing and using his fangs on a regular basis, Luis Suarez is one hell of a footballer.

In his short time at FC Barcelona, he has displayed his class and demonstrated why Barcelona went through the struggles to make him part of the Blaugrana in 2014, leaving Liverpool behind.

Thank God, am I right?

No one deserves that hell.

Last season, the part-time vampire had his best season in Catalonia leading the Barcelona line while Messi was out injured.

With 59 goals and 22 assists in 53 appearances in all comps for FC Barcelona, he had a brilliant season, a season worthy of winning the UEFA player of the year award.

Today, the finalists were announced for UEFA’s top award and Luis Suarez was surprisingly and wrongfully left out.

Gareth Bale, Antoine Griezmann, and Cristiano Ronaldo were named finalists for the award.

Each player made the finals of the Champions League and led their respective nations to the semifinals of the Euros with the most narcissistic of the bunch collecting both trophies.

I’m calling bullshit on UEFA.

Imma let you finish, UEFA, but Luis Suarez had the best individual season of 2015/2016.

The award is meant for the best player; team trophies shouldn’t factor into the criteria for the award.

Luis Suarez is getting dicked by UEFA and we can’t remain silent. This is fucking ridiculous.