Man spends years waiting for the England job, but then cocks it up after one game over accusations regarding dodging footballing rules and regulations, due to undercover journalism sting.
You couldn’t make it up…unless it involved the Three Lions; just another day in the life of a nation’s incompetent footballing governing body.
If the FA do decide Big Sam has gone too far, who will replace the former Sunderland manager?
Replacing Big Sam with his 'body double' makes perfect sense.
Source: The Daily Mail
El Tel is currently running a hotel in Spain - La Escondida - I mean, come on; sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Can't imagine the wolf of Wall Street cares too much for third-party ownership, either.
And the former Tottenham manager's dog, Rosie, would be the Assistant Manager, obviously.
Similar ways of going about their business?