9 players who suffered from ‘Rooney syndrome’

The fate that has fallen upon Wayne Rooney, at club and international level, is so far removed from the perfect Disney ending, that England’s all-time record goalscorer deserved, you can’t help but feel for the Manchester United captain.

But if you’re reading this, Roo, then at least you can take some comfort from the fact you aren’t alone in shedding your load by the time you’re 30.