REVEALED: Paul Scholes’ Man United notes you weren’t meant to see

To say Manchester United were comparable to England in their 2-1 defeat to Fenerbahce, would be being very, very harsh on Three Lions. United were a complete joke, and Paul Pogba might as well have not got a return ticket to Manchester and tried out one of the Turkish barbers… he’d be more fuckin’ use there. 

United were truly shocking, as if the lads just went out on a jolly to Istanbul; you know one of those midweek work events where you bunk off for the afternoon.

‘Ohhhh my names Mata, and I like to grammmm, hhhmmmm’…

Istanbul lights. ??

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With Paul Scholes being Paul Scholes – grumpy, pissed off, and tempered – there’s no surprise that he doodled over the Man United team sheet like we all used to in some boring maths lesson.

We’re not 100% sure, but we’re pretty confident in the top right corner, the former midfielder has scribbled ‘Rojo Big Whimp’. Don’t blame the former Man United man, the only place Marcos Rojo would currently fit in, is at a tattoo parlour.

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It’s interesting how the pundit has also crossed out Jose Mourinho on the bottom right. Seems like he doesn’t rate the Portuguese man who has decided he wants to try and make Man United even worse than Louis van Gaal. The Dutchman did a pretty good job of it, but looks like the ‘Special One’ will go one better; finish bottom half of the table and get kicked out of a Europa League group that my Sunday League team could probably get through.

The pundit also, and rightly so, had a pop at centre-back pairing Daley Blind and Marcos Rojo, who honestly played like they had fuckin’ blindfolds on!

Truly shocking. United face Bob Bradley’s, Swansea on the weekend, and they could find themselves in a bloody relegation scrap with the Swans sooner rather than later.