Someone has made the ultimate Lionel Messi tribute and it’s beautiful

If you were to ask anyone to say the one thing they think of when you say “Lionel Messi” to them, then the word “nutmeg” would crop up fairly regularly – but if you were to ask me, I’d say “lazy bastard; imagine how good he’d be if he actually tried”, but that’s because I was at the Nou Camp to watch Barcelona stumble to a dull 1-0 win over Granada.

I digress.

Anyway, the internet is quality and shit, in equal measure, but this time, it’s come up trumps (yeah, well done again on that one, America?), with someone who has no social life, putting together a montage of all of Lionel Messi’s nutmegs.

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Beautiful, isn’t it? Nine minutes twenty-two seconds of pure wankable material; the type you want to get hooked up to the television, plug the ol’ HDMI cable in, crack open a beer, buy some of the finer tissues (you know, the ones that your mum gets in for you when you have a cold, with that extra softness) and then dim the lights.

Looking forward to the next person with too much time on their hands, to make a montage of all of Cristiano Ronaldo’s tantrums – would probably end up being released as a 24-episode season, though.