12 Premier League footballers you wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire

Look, some footballers are alright. They seem like lovely fellas with a stable home who love playing the game. Unfortunately, the sport has gathered it’s fair share of utter scumbags over the years and these lot are truly the worst of the bunch.

Now, these aren’t just people that aren’t liked – they are the shit on the bottom of your shoe. Whether it’s some of the detestable acts they’ve committed or their ability to be a massive bellend, a position is on this list is warranted for them. The blood is boiling already.

So grab your knives and your pitchforks and proclaim your utter hatred for these shit stains of society. Some are far worse than others, but let us not forget that at the end of the day – a leopard will never change it’s spots.