8 players who wouldn’t look out of place selling The Big Issue

Some men just don’t look like they should be playing professional football, and that’s okay. You sit there watching them on the TV wondering “how the fuck? why, what?” and that’s okay, too.

Unfortunately, some of them literally look like they should be selling The Big Issue in your local town centre.

That’s not to say that some of these lot aren’t cracking footballers – because they are – but, you know, they could do with a tidy up. Then again, doesn’t really matter if you’re banging in screamers week in and week out.

Imagine these lot on the same team together. The opposition would quite literally think they’re playing a Sunday League side full of alcoholics, before eventually realising they’re bloody amazing. Even Taylor-Fletcher had his day in the sunshine. Great stuff.