Cristiano Ronaldo is a beautiful human being and if you disagree then you’re either lying to yourself or your partner is sat right next to you. The Portuguese superstar is moving ever faster towards the twilight of his career and as such, it’s time to look at some potential alternatives for when he hangs up his boots for good.
You may look upon this list and see it as a joke but we assure you, the bloke is more than capable of mastering anything he puts his mind to.
This might be the kryptonite if you had to pick one out of the bunch, but with a bit of fine tuning Ronaldo could definitely grace the red sofa alongside the likes of footballing greats Jermaine Jenas and Danny Murphy.
Look at him. Marvelous bastard.
He doesn't even really need to say anything. Just stand there and play the cocky, twatish foreign boyfriend role. Kind of like Enrique Iglesias in How I Met Your Mother.
If the Euro 2016 Final taught us anything, it's that Cristiano has the passion for coaching in his blood.
It would be the perfect role that would allow him to teach the youth of tomorrow, whilst also remaining in the spotlight. Pros and cons, I guess.
CR7 - it writes itself. This has already kind of happened, but hey, why not turn his wealth into billions.
The boos would ring around the arena instantly upon his arrival, and The Mighty Ronnie would soak it up like a bloody sponge. WWE could make literal millions off of him, and it's not like he's lacking in the athletic department.
So, whether it’s strapping on a pair of tights and rolling around with oiled up men or, well, doing the same thing for modelling, good old Ronnie should have no issues in finding his next project. Don’t retire yet, though, you absolute stallion.