The combined XI of the world’s two biggest football agents is just ridiculous

Daniel Blazer
Daniel Blazer
Daniel Blazer
Managing Editor

Absolute snakes, the pair of them – it’s a surprise that they don’t represent the Manchester City pair, Raheem Sterling and Fabian Delph – however, there’s no denying that Mino Raiola and Jorge Mendes are the best at doing what they do.

If the pair weren’t such a soul sapping and morally corrupt duo, it would be great to get a Raiola clients XI versus a Mendes one. But until then, you’ll just have to make do with the combined XI below.

Corrr, that was tough; a few honourable mentions must go to AC Milan’s rising star between the sticks, Gianluigi Donnarumma, and Sporting Lisbon’s William ‘keep bottling a move to a proper league’ Carvalho.