Your midweek 5-a-side games are the highlight of the week; as much as we all love hearing the Champions League music, it still doesn’t compare to strapping up and trying to claim three points in a budget tournament run by dodgy Dave.
As Dave collects the fiver off you and your mates, like some HMRC man picking up his annual bonus after the full-time whistle, you’re there, either gracefully or angrily, handing over your shrapnel which you didn’t spend on a Pret coffee to pay for your match fee.
Anyway, as good as you and your mates are in a makeshift 1-2-1 formation, we don’t think you’d get a sniff of the ball against the top six Premier League 5-a-side teams. They’d make for one hell of a tournament, which instead of being run by dodgy Dave, it would probably be by deluded Dean…
What balance this team would have. David Luiz would be too much of a liability at the back, so the ever safe Spaniard, Azpilicueta, would have to be included. Shoutout to Fabregas, but Kante's energy would prove all too helpful in the tournament.
Mignolet could prove about as useful as all your rush goalies in a 5-a-side match. Still, the front pairing could carry Liverpool as it has been doing all season.
The best spine in the league. Tough on Eriksen to miss out, but Kane's finishing ability is too good to ignore.
Not the best balance due to City's poor midfield. But, as long as John-donkey-Stones is nowhere near the side, the Citizens should be at least competitive.
Wow; some side. Sturdiness, creativity and flair encapsulated better than a DiCaprio movie.
Harsh on Ibra, but his work rate could prove costly in a 5-a-side game. Martial and Miki's pace and finishing would be frightening.