Avert your eyes: Beef Johnston rides a mechanical bull

If you think Jack Nicklaus only won 16 majors, you deserve to be tossed from a mechanical bull too.

Andrew “Beef” Johnston (really, shouldn’t he legally change his name to Beef at this point?) became the first sober male to ride the bos taurus, answering a few questions in an interview of sorts for Today’s Golfer. And yes, it was every bit as awkward as you’d imagine.

The bearded Londoner, who tied for 28th at the British Masters, also sat down with Billy (who apparently doesn’t have a last name) for the popular Little Interviews segment.

Serious question: Are Billy and David Feherty the two best interviewers in the game right now?