BREAKING: Donald Trump reveals what grip he uses to “grab a pussy”

The one question golfers are asking.

The election has come and gone, the world hasn’t ended and as a Brit who “survived Brexit” I can tell you that our systems of government haven’t gotten this far by folding every time a contentious leader attains power. Fortunately you forefathers designed a system which guards against despotism – Drumpf simply can’t screw over your constitution.

More importantly, what grip does Drumpf use when he “grabs a pussy”? An overlapping or an interlocking? Tiger Woods famously retained the interlocking throughout his career. 98% percent of PGA Tour players use the interlocking, apart from a few exceptions.

“Drumpf places his hands on the handle following proven fundamentals, with nothing either too strong or too weak. This allows him to re-create the arm hang established at address.”

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