Tiger Woods impressed by Donald Trump’s power…off the tee

No word on whether they drafted from any of our suggested topics of discussion, but Tiger Woods has shared some details from last week’s round with the Donald at Drumpf International.

And boy, are these anecdotes gold! Not really…like all Woods blog posts, the content is decidedly “an email from dad in his dad jeans” stuff.

Anyway, here’s a bit of what Woody had to say about pegging it with the president elect. Sounds like they really got after it like a couple of bros!

“We both enjoyed the bantering, bickering and needling,” wrote Woods. You know Trump said if he had time to practice, he’d have won more majors than Woods.

“What most impressed me was how far he hits the ball at 70 years old. He takes a pretty good lash,” TW typed.

Of course he does! You think one of history’s most arrogant men is going anything less than wrinkly orange balls to the wall? Not a chance! I mean, look at this action…and the way the ball starts in the center and moves way out to the right!


“I was testing drivers and fairway woods, and changed some settings,” Woods wrote. “I think he enjoyed seeing the difference in shots when you experiment.”

Yes…I’m sure he did. “Make it go higher, Father!”

Woods wrapped with, “I’ve now had the privilege of playing golf with Mr. Trump, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama,” Woods added, “and I appreciate the opportunity.”

Golly gee willickers. I’m sure you do, Corporate Tiger.

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