WATCH: Ian Poulter gloriously shanks a tee shot in Dubai

Shank you very much for continuing the trend, Ian Poulter! Hide your kids, hide your wife: Here comes the third shank we’ve featured on CLICKON in as many days.

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And if you’re prone to the dreaded hosel-rocket, well, it’s probably best if you avoid the video below.

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, the unfortunate matter of Mr. Ian James Poulter at the Par-3 7th hole.

Gale-force winds ultimately forced a suspension of round two of the Dubai Desert Classic, but really, you can’t blame a shank of the elements. On the golf gods opposition to your asinine tartans? Yes. But not on the elements.

The Golf Channel didn’t miss the opportunity to tweet the inglorious video. And of course, Ian Poulter misses nothing that is said about him on Twitter. Remarkably, the Brit responded with humor.