There’s a 25% chance Tiger Woods will retire this year, according to oddsmakers

Oh, Tiger Woods. What happened to thee? Even the least optimistic among us (looking at you, Brandel Chamblee), would have hoped for better than a missed cut, withdrawal combo in T-Dubbs’ first two starts.

And for the more optimistic among us, Tiger’s garbage performance at the Farmers Insurance Open and back-issue-forced WD at the Dubai Desert Classic, have sent us deep into the waters of the Lake of Confusion. We’re right back to not only not expecting Woods to win again but questioning whether he’ll even be competitive.

In this spirit, the good folks at BookMaker.eu, have rolled out a list of Tiger Woods prop bets. For the non sharps/gambling addicts among us, I’ll fire up the Official CLICKON Odds Converter to show the implied probability for each. Because, as all hedge fund managers know, percentages rule.

Which tournament will Tiger Woods officially tee off in next?

Genesis Open +140
Honda Classic +500
Arnold Palmer Invitational +500
The Masters +200
Does not return in 2017 +1500

Will Tiger Woods withdraw during any professional tournament prior to January 1, 2018?

Yes -350 (78%)
No +270 (27%)

Will Tiger Woods undergo back surgery in 2017?

Yes -140 (58%)
No +110 (47%)

How many cuts will Tiger Woods make during 2017 calendar year? (minimum playing field of 100)

Over 2.5 (+110) (47%)
Under 2.5 (-140) (58%)

Will Tiger Woods shoot 80 or worse in a round in 2017?

Yes -105 (48%)
No -125 (55%)

Tiger Woods best finish during 2017 calendar year? (minimum playing field of 100)

Over 20.5 (-115) (53%)
Under 20.5 (-115) (53%)

Will Tiger Woods announce retirement from professional golf before January 1, 2018?

Yes +290 (25%)
No -380 (79%)

There you have it folks. Not the most inspiring stuff out of the ole bookies. Place your bets.

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