Greg Norman’s Instagram will make you turn away in shame

Greg Norman just turned 62. The Great(est in his own mind) White Shark will surely take a break from dominating the world of business to savor a glass of one of the fine wines that bear his name.

Norman won the British Open twice, but we remember his on-course achievements best for his lack of achievement, as it were, at the Masters, where he was never able to get the job done. Norman’s pissing away of a six-stroke lead at the 1996 Masters stands alone.

The 20-time tour winner decided to Attack Life (™) as CEO of Great White Shark Enterprises after retirement, and he most recently made a disastrous attempt at broadcasting with Fox. But we, the social media inclined, know him as your batshit crazy grandfather on Instagram. It’s in that spirit, then, that we present some of fine, often shirtless, and truly inexplicable, efforts on the Gram.

Happy Birthday, Greg Norman.